Tanooki


the world’s most versatile word.

tanooki should be yelled during any and every situation. f-ck someone over? tanooki. during s-x? c-mming? tanooki! while drinking? f-ck “cheers”. tanooki is where it’s at.
b-tch, you just got tanooki-ed.

“ta.. ta.. ta.. ta… tanooki!!!!!”
one of the many suits mario can grab
mario can turn into a tanooki
in ancient j-panese lore, the tanooki was a racc–n-like animal that had the ability to turn into stone when threatened by predators.
look, it’s a tanooki!
a misspelling of tanuki. in america, and rest of the anglophone world this is most likely due to the mistranslation in the video game super mario brothers 3. the mistranslation may also have been intentional as it is easier for the english speaker to verbalise without a working knowledge of the j-panese langauge and pr-nunciation system.
j-penese person: what the heck is a tanooki?
…tanooki (sometimes spelled tanuki) is not pr-nounced ta-nu-kay, but ta-nu-kee.

i guess this is an easy mistake to make, since a lotta j-panese words end in “ay” that are usually pr-nouced “ee” in america. (like karate, usually pr-nounced ka-ra-tee, but should be ka-ra-teh; and the movie princess mononoke)
tanuki rhymes with kooky (but not cookie)
a god like creature capable of creating life and giving death.
look, it’s a tanooki!

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