tap n’ board
tap is a acronym for tongue, -ss, p-n-s. the s-xual encounter begins by the female partner licking the male partner’s entire body with her tongue (there is room for experimentation and adventure here). then the next two steps are connected. the female partner straps on a p-n-s and proceeds to sodomize the male partner (aka will b-tt-f-ck the sh-t out of him). after this portion of the s-xual transaction, the female partner “boards” the male partner. the tap n’ board is complete when the male partner “seals the envelop”.
-disclaimer: try at your own risk. sh-t could get weird fast.
yo my man, big cat, you walkin kinda funny – did your b-tch tap n’ board you last night?
she may or may not have…
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