tap that like a maple tree


the term “tap that like a maple tree” means that you want to “tap that” (slap that, touch that, get that…etc) as you would tap a maple tree for syrup (goodness). used to express desire towards a person, place, thing, goat…etc.
((an attractive person walks by))

you say to yourself, your friend, or the lonely-looking street cone, “d-mn, i wanna tap that like a maple tree!!”

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