Tape Job
the act of one wraping duct tape(sticky side up of course) around ones hand or hands and performing what is known as a hand job. although pleasurable beaware that this might cause a bleeding and burning sensation to the p-n-s.
-hey max, did you jsut get a tape job from jordan?
-yeah man, and my d-ck still on fire.
when someone’s personality is so irritating and unbearable that during s-x, you need to tape them over the mouth.
dude, at least with a b-tterface you can put a bag over her head and continue. with this chick, you have to duct tape her to shut her up. what a motherf-cking tape job.
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- tararded
a different way to say r-t-rded so you don’t feel bad when u say it. and also no one can be medically diagnosed as tararded so you aren’t directly insulting anyone person: doesn’t 2 + 2= 83536? other person: yeah bystander: you are both tararded. its 4
- Tard Class
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- Taria
someone about to be killed by a chimp and/or a garbage disposal expert. can also be used to refer to a drunk and high girl in juvenile prison. don’t pull a taria. taria often refers to a girl who is a player, or a cougar. it can also be used as another name for s-x. […]
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