Tapsithe
tapsithe: tap-sahyth pr-nunciation similar to ‘capsize’
noun, slang: vulgar
1. grave insult, meaning ‘waste of sperm’ in relation to a person.
noun
2. the devotion of time to a useless activity.
3. sometimes used to indicate a bad harvest year.
4. a sterile man.
verb past tense: tapsithed
5. to waste time on a useless activity.
6. to fail a simple task.
7. to give birth to a deformed infant.
8. to lose one’s virility.
origin: 1665-75; appar. var. of old norse tapt, meaning forfeit, and sæði, meaning seed.
“general custer was a tapsithe for several reasons.”
“that fool that stole my girlfriend? he couldn’t even get it up for her. what a tapsithe.”
“i tapsithed an easy spelling test because i forgot it was today.”
“after shannon dumped him, he completely tapsithed. won’t even go out anymore.”
“ugh, my first-year seminar cl-ss is a total tapsithe. i could be involved in a play but, because of this bullsh-t cl-ss, i get to waste an hour of my life every monday & wednesday instead.”
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