Tapsitting


the act of obtaining pleasure by means of sitting on a hand tap for a keg.
screw girls let’s go sit on a tap (tapsitting).
i don’t want to dance tonight, i just want to go tapsitting.
the act of sitting on a beer tap, in so far as it goes inside your r-ct-m. it can be performed with a standard pressurized beer tap but often times, without one available, a hand tap may be used.
my friends older sister had to be rushed to the hospital once because she went tap sitting on one of those big sam adams taps that her boyfriend stole from some bar.

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