Tar Finger
when your finger accidently slips through the wad of toilet paper after a particularly moist, wet deuce drop.
despite his effort to the contrary, frank’s finger slipped through the wad of toilet paper mid-wipe and left him with a tar finger until he could finish and wash off.
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