Tarantusaurs


a large 8 legged dinosaur with tiny tiny forearms. approximately 50% of its appearance is derived from the tarantula, and 50% from the tyrannosaurus. featured in star trek (2009)
that tarantusaurs in star trek really rocked. but like a raptor, its forearms were so stunted, it would make a terrible pianist

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