Tard-Text


when the writer uses caps randomly in words. the writer is also supposed to spell most words incorrectly.
dude: john, you dont seem to well today.

john: wut do you meen?

dude: you are writing all wierd. are you writing in tard-text again?

john: yah, dats bicus i join deh tard club.

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