tardburglar


this is what happens when you’re enjoying a leisurely rayburr at work, and the cleaning tard tries to open the stall door. i guess he needs to put some more toilet paper in the rayburr stall, that conscientious tard-pr-ck. but thanks to him, i’m no longer in the mood to relish my rayburr, so i finish up and head for the hizzous.
“i was having one of my best rayburrs in several weeks, when the janitor-tard tries to open the stall door. i guess seeing my legs showing underneath the stall was not enough of a clue for the guy. d-mn tardburglar!!!
someone who does something incredibly stupid and irritating.
jim took a dump in the middle of the road, so i turned to timmy and said “jim is a f-cking tard burglar.”

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