Tardio
when you walk home from a bar because you’re stupid drunk and think you need cardio exercise
“hey, let me give you girls a ride home you look pretty drunk… no, no.. we’re going to walk home for the cardio exercise!!”
“f-ck em dude, let em do their tardio”
1. a person who is childish and stupid at the same time. 3. a young tard 4. someone who appears r-t-rded and acts immature
see kyle just pull his d-ck out at those women? yeah, what a f’n tardio
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