Tardis Pussy
a v-g-n- that is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be on the outside like the tardis of dr. who. normally found on athletic girls who appear “tight” upon cursory inspection, the tardis p-ssy can kill your b-n-r faster than a dalek h-ll bent on extermination.
“i met the hottest girl at spin cl-ss, her body was perfect. after a few drinks we went back to my place and had s-x.”
-“was she nice and tight from all the spinning?”
“nope. she had a tardis p-ssy. it was tiny and cute but it was like siding my p-n-s directly into the miky way galaxy.”
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