Tardism
(n). accidental humor from a r-t-rd when trying to sound intelligent. a phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.
boy: van helsing sucked.
tard: van helsing is basically a reinactment of lord of the rings
(while playing a gameboy advance)
tard: this technology is great. if hadn’t won pearl harbor, we wouldn’t have this kind of technology!
(after viewing a skit on snl)
tard: if someone got an axe stuck in their head, they’d go into a coma
child 1: you’re a b-tthead!
child 2: i know you are, but what am i?
tard: you need to work on an insult, not a recall!
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