Tardius


an individual demonstrating the highest level of stupidity in any given collection of individuals.

the term is a parody of a roman emperor’s name. the full version, tardius maximus, is rarely used.
“i have come to the conclusion that reality tv isn’t that real”
“well done, tardius!”

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