Tardle Shell
the ‘tardle sh-ll’ is the turtlesh-ll-like tiny backpack so frequently seen on the morbidly obese and mentally challenged folks in our society.
you often see heavy set people with these backpacks, which have two straps (usually black and/or thin, corded). these straps go around the shoulders to hold the tardle sh-ll in place in the middle of the back.
the name ‘tardle sh-ll’ comes from ‘turtle sh-ll’ and ‘r-t-rd’, since often those called ‘r-t-rds’ wear these backpacks like sh-lls.
did you see that fat chick crossing the street? she had on a tardle sh-ll!
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