tardy for the party


an noun referring to a stereotype of a girl (usually 20s-30s, but sometimes your occasional cougar) in today’s culture. she is a train wreck and does nothing but spend lots of money, tan, and get drunk at exclusive clubs and cause train wrecks. this word originates from the cast member of bravo’s the real housewives of atlanta, kim. a one hit one she produced is called “tardy for the party”, which is where this noun derives from because she is in fact a total train wreck and portrays this stereotype very well.
we were at ghostbar in las vegas and saw this 50 year old cougar in a short bubble dress; and she had total orange skin. she was a tardy for the party.
the art of throwing together a trashy outfit every friday which consists of destroyed jeans, and a plain white v-neck tee-shirt.
we’re gonna look like a hot hot mess tomorrow because it’s tardy for the party day.

Read Also:

  • TechKnight

    techknight, or “tech knight”, is the t-tle and im username for the superhero character xen. xen is a genius, tech-savvy high schooler named jake everett who created a nearly invincible, futuristic armor suit with money from his online and offline entrepeneurships. he fights crime in his hometown – new york city – and globally, all […]

  • Teleinternetkenetic

    2 or more people having the same thought and typing a message and sending the exact same wording at the same time. or internet jynx me: how was j-pan (10:30) person 2: j-panese (10:31) person 2: y- (10:31) person 2: j-panesey(10:31) me: j-pan-easy (10:32)

  • Apple biter

    one who takes a bite out of every single apple, rolls it over and pretends nothing happened laura- f u sam every single apple in the basket?! sam- what can i say i’m an apple biter?

  • C2V3

    to “man up” and fulfill ones duty. to stand up for what you believe in, arise and awaken the fighting spirit within you (not necessarily physical fighting). also used as a reminder of what our ancestors have all fought for and stood up for over thousands of years and to not allow their memory to […]

  • Jack Tripler

    in video games, where you get 3 kills with a single weapon fire or explosion. i got a jack tripler by throwing a grenade down that hallway


Disclaimer: tardy for the party definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.