target cart attendant

a target cart attendant (more recently refered to as guest attendant… but that’s pretty much like calling a janitor a custodian) is basically the store slave. is responsible for doing the outside and inside trash, emptying hangers from the lanes and tossing them in large hanger boxes (that are non existant 90% of the time), cleaning up sh-t, puke, urine, food, drinks, cashiering whenever seen from a distance by any lod or cash supervisor because the corporation is too cheap to actually schedule cashiers, keeping all the check lanes stocked with bags (that once again are non existant 90% of the time), and last and foremost, keep the cart well full with an ample amount of carts while someone doing all the forementioned tasks simultainiously!
cash supe: target cart attendant! hop on a check lane.
cart attendant: oh… uh okay…
lod: cart attendant we are running out of carts… and there is a spill on h4
cart attendant: alright, hold on while i sp-wn another cart attendant… -unff- yah, not gonna happen.
the b-tch of target stores. specialized in bringing carts into the store, taking carts for repairs, cleaning carts, restroom checkups, hangers, defectives, spills, baskets, trash, carry outs, carry ins, and anything that dosen’t fit another team members’ job description. the lowely recruit for target stores.
that cart attendant is so s-xy outside right now, jeesh.
the b-tches of target…we pick up f-ckin carts, carry outs, carry ins, clean up sh-t in restrooms every hour, hangers, hanger bins, charge back, defective, bags at registers, sweep, vacuum, help guests, pick up hand baskets, put hand baskets around the f-ckin store, clean up spills, maybe even zone and thats not all.

cart attendants = mts (multi-task specialist) my fuickin -ss!
this is my target cart attendant story:

gstl: mts…mts…mts
mts: go ahead!
gstl: there sh-t six feet on the wall in the womens restroom! clean it up
mts: ok (yeah right)
lod: we are out of carts.
mts: we dont have any carts because there are 150 f-ckin guests in the store and all the f-ckin carts are being used right now!!!
lod: well go get some!!!
mts: would you like me to make some c-nt?
(lod shuts her trap)
guest1: do you guys sell beer and caigarettes?
mts: what the f-ck do you think…no!
guest2: young man…
mts: yes…
guest2: my cart has trash in it?
mts: so what the f-ck do you want me to do about -sshole?
(guest2 tells manager)
gstl: carry out!!!
mts: ok (sarcastically).
guest3: i need you to help me put this huge patio set inside my little dodge neon.
(hint: that aint happening)
guest3: thank you
(f-ckin boca b-tch gives me no f-ckin tip and here i am sweating from head to you know where
gstl: its 5:00, goodbye!
mts to himself: im glad this day is over! f-ck! back to work tomorrow!
if they didnt exist, target would die
lod: wow, target cart attendant, if you didnt exist, target would die