tarquinsons disease


a malady that causes a permanent sneering quality to the face of people with money. the said people usually having names like ‘rupert’, ‘crispin’, or ‘tarquin’.
by jove nicholls!! rupert has finally succ-mbed to the dreaded tarquinsons disease!! poor b-st-rd.

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