Tart Flash
a sudden instance of complete stupity, similar to a heat flash except with r-t-rdedness instead of heat.
teacher- what is 2+2?
tart- ummmmm……….hold on…….let me think…
teacher- are you having a tart flash again.
tart- yeah, i completely forgot the answer.
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