Tarwatered


(v) to get blacked out before noon, resulting in one of many embarr-ssing situations including, but not limited to: getting arrested, vomiting, getting your stomach pumped, peeing your pants, having s-x with your ex boyfriend’s friends etc.
person 1: dude, what happened to your legs?

person 2: what do you mean?

person 1: what do you mean what do i mean? where are they?

person 2: i dunno, i was so tarwatered today i couldn’t even feel them.

person 1: that’s because they’re gone!

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