Taschner


of or relating to the state of being one or the combination of the following: tool, dousche, -sshole, or c-nt. usually is accompanied by an over-inflated sense of self-worth and a general hyperbolic nature towards everything.
person 1: i had like 7 beers last night, i feel terrible..

taschner: oh really? i had 14 and then took a body shot off of carmen electra and then won the lottery and then got a bl-wj-b from megan fox and then aced my nuclear physics test.

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