Task


n. a job to be done when an extremely lame joke has been uttered. they can be simple or ridiculous. tasks must be called within 10 seconds of the joke or they do not count.
guy 1: wow, did you see how much corn that guy had in his shopping cart?

guy 2: yeah, he must be a real “corny” guy

guy 1: … task! you are to run around the supermarket once with your shirt off screaming “p-n-s!” at the top of your lungs.
something that is an inconvience, having to go out of the way, a fat b-tch, something you must accomplish before actually achieving your goal, a pain in the -ss, dans,
that is sucha task, that tasky b-tch, you are being tasky
a super leet0 spammer
hi task.
a bathroom activity in which a group of people take a dump together, in seperate, multiple stalls. it is a social experience, since the taskers talk while on the can. it makes taking a dump even better.

often done at schools, during a gym cl-ss or study hall.

note: can be spelled tasc as well. (take a sh-t co-operatively)
“hey, john! you want to go task with me?”
“sure, steve! i’ve had to cr-p all day.”
an adjective to describe something you dont want to do but many times, do want to do.
man, i aint goin to the beer store, thats so task.

person1: go get food.
person2: task!
person1: go f-g.
person2: dude, thats so task
person1: i know, go h-m-
person2: gay.

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