Tassel-Blocked


the awkward position one finds oneself in when a girlfriend, or wife, agrees to do or wear something thrilling ( like nipple t-ssels ) but then, in the interim, uses this promise to win impossible arguments etc.
example :

joe “ so, did you get to watch the game last nite ? “

joel “ nah man, there was some cr-ppy romantic comedy on hbo, and the girlfriend still has me t-ssel-blocked “

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