Tassel Dick


a hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.
mr. zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and i witnessed his terrible t-ssel d-ck.

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