Taste of Hanoi
vietnamese theme resturant where food is prepared at your table similar to benihana’s. while guests are waiting for a table the ladies are striped naked & placed in a small wooden crate. gentelmen are seated on a dirt floor with a wicker basket placed over their heads, then filled with live rats. when your table is ready your hands are tied behind your back & then lead thru a low narrow dirt tunnel with live bamboo vipers nailed to the celing. the main dining room is basicly a large outdoor bamboo cage. several drums of burning karosene are placed around the room & helicopters can be heard off in the distance along with intermitent small-arms fire. the smell of napalm & human waste can be found in the air. when your chef arives a waterbuffalo is hearded to the table & shot several times in the head with an ak-47. guests are alowed to cut there own steaks from the beast. waiters speak little english & mostly yell in vietnamese periodicly inserting a heavily accented ‘god d-mn gi.’ often one person at the table is singled out & repeatedly struck in the head with a cane pole. customers are served a variety of drinks served in a cup with chiped ice & shards of broken gl-ss. during the meal guests are seranaded by a nva genaral who shouts communist propaganda thru a bull horn. after paying the bill, you receive a metal of honor for geting your family released.
after eating at taste of hanoi i have a new respect for american vetrans.
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