Tater Mitts


when a male blows mudd on a female’s hands, waits for the sh-t to dry, creating “sh-t mitts” on the woman’s d-ckbeaters which she then uses to give the male a handjob.
“how was the date last night homie?”
“pretty standard, she executed a perfect tater mitts!”
“ew”

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