Tateus maximus


a tatus maximus is a heroic legendary beast
that commonly roams the country of wales

it has the largest d-ck of any mammal

know to man

it has the appearance of a tanned child
commonly seen with a skateboard
one guy: dude i was f-cking the rabbit in the woods the other night and i saw a tateus maximus
second guy: bullsh-t man we live in colorado that thing lives in wales or so dope place like that

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