tatty windsock
a tatty windsock is a loose, hanging well worn v-g-n-. often caused through child birth or copious amounts of s-xual intercourse.
mich-lle willis has a very tatty windsock after giving birth to her 10th child.
ben said i’m not going near that tatty windsock.
that slag’s windsock is getting more tatty daily.
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