taub
a person who is always sp-ced out, usually high on marijuana. can be viewed as a h-m-s-xual from people outside of his/her group of friends.
-stop being such a stupid taub
-i once new a taub, he was always high and hitting on little boys
dumb -ss who f-cks sh-t up
you fixed that like a taub
one slow -ss mother f-cker
how come it took 3 weeks to hook up that battery oh it’s been done like taub
sh-t for brains
look at that taub f-ck that sh-t up….again
-ss wipe
i need to take a sh-t and wipe my taub
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