Tauntaun Locater Unit
a device intended for use in emergency situations on oregon’s mount hood. in a whiteout, climbers will activate the tauntaun locater unit to summon tauntauns from their top-secret stable at the top of the palmer chair lift. they will then mount the n-ble steeds and ride them to safety at gaper headquarters (the timberline lodge parking lot). in especially dire conditions, a climber may cut a tauntaun open and burrow inside for warmth. this is a dangerous practice, however, as it may attract wampa ice creatures.
gaper #1: “i tried to climb mt hood but got lost 100 feet above timberline. i have a gps, so i would have thought success was guaranteed.”
gaper #2: “it was very foolish of you to attempt der mordwand without a tauntaun locater unit. you should go to rei right now and get one!”
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