tawasted


when one is under the influence of alcohol to the point of inebriation but believe they can walk, talk, and act like a sober individual but is sadly mistaken.

2.drunk to the point where you’re a comdination of twisted and wasted.
“d-mn did you see niffer last night she was tawasted!”

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