tax collector


the very lowest form of human sc-m. an agent hired by a government to coerce and collect money from innocent people to pay for politically correct social programs.
matthew was a tax collector and a sinner. the lord hung out at his place and came under fire from religious people.
1. an -sshole
2. a socialist
3. one whose responsibility it is to collect taxes imposed by the government on its citizens
see also tax man
the tax collector came and repossessed my belongings after i payed him only a third of my income.
the cl-ssic s-x move where one does the following:

1. shave off all your p-b-s and put them in a little bag.
2. get a blow-job from someone.
3. when you are about to come get the p-b-s in your hand.
4. shoot your load on the persons face and toss the p-b-s in the s-m-n on thier face.
5. the person has been “tarred and feathered” like british tax-collectors in colonial times.
man 1: that chick is a total drama queen.

man 2: yeah, someone should give her a tax collector.

angry dragon hot karl
a pauper.
better work hard for your life lest you’ll end up being a tax collector.

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