Taxi


tripping over or dropping stuff or both together. has origins from being too drunk to drive, i.e. requiring a taxi.
-walking down stairs carrying books, falls over- exclaims, “taxi”
a game played when toking whereby each person has to take a toke and then hold their breath until the joint gets back to them.
that ppg f-cked me up man, let’s taxi the rest of that joint
1. (in pakistan) prost-tute
2. (in pakistan) a woman of bad character or famous for having questionable relations with many men. an adulterous woman.
(originated from the reference to real taxi cabs which always have different riders everyday.)
i don’t like that woman. she’s a taxi.
the guy who people use to give them rides. someone who is a taxi is usually a male who is being used by a girl (but occasionally a guy), and has no b-lls to say “am i ever going to get -ss, cash, or gr-ss for this?”, which leaves him to linger with the thought that one day he just might, allowing girls everywhere to take advantage.
jamie: “hey ashley, lets call up our taxi to take us to that party full of cute guys”

ashley:”yeah, just make sure we sweet talk him, so he thinks that he’s gonna get something out of it haha”
when you do something so embarr-ssing that you’d love to leave the conversation/situation sharpish!
girl: “did you sleep with that minger last night?”
boy: “taxi!”
when someone is getting on your nerves because of something they said or did and you want to get them out of your face (created by yung poppy)
my friends yelled taxi when they seen my ex.
she said taxi when her annoying friend came to the door.
is a cab in english.
i used a taxi to get to tcherepnine’s house.

i need a taxi to get home because im a p-ss head.

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