Taxidermist
1: a craftsman who shoots stuffs and mounts the skins of dead animals that are often protected species
2: a skin-care specialist for taxi drivers
1: it died of natural causes…honest
2: so exactly how long have you been sitting down?
its a s-xual move were your having s-x with a women up to a wall and u have a friend on the other side and what you do is turn her around shove her hands and face through the wall and have your friend take a picture while u put it in her b-tt
wow shirley! tom gave u a taxidermist?
the best punk band in kingston.
“hey you going to the taxidermist show?”
“f-ck yeah!”
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