Taylaaring yourself
finding yourself in a compromising position when your “partner” walks in on you on the couch watching sat-rday kitchen, whilst self-fornicating and trying to reach completion with vigorous and precise nipple-play. it’s made worse by your chode-like body, stained rolex watch and the faint-yet-distinctive smell of beer, sweat and anguish.
example 1:
jimmy: “oh no bro, i heard your girlfriend just walked in on you taylaaring yourself”
matthew: “yeah she did, it was awful. i spilt cans of home brewed beer everywhere. i just want to cry into my slow cooked, pulled pork dinner”.
jimmy: “i bet that wasn’t pretty”
matthew: “it wasn’t, but the dinner was good. it was in the cooker for 1700 hours.
example 2:
tim: “i would eat that slow cooked, pulled-pork joe, i heard he taylaared himself all over it”.
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