Taylor (Daniel) Launter
basically a guy who is very much like edward cullen, but has no f-cking clue why or what he is doing.
all he knows is that lots of girls find him “cute” or “adorable” but he knows truely that, he just plays a f-cking character in a movie thats supposed to be cute and adorable.
but he knows that he is really, really, f-cking ugly in real life, and he is really really r-t-rded.
almost every girl that read, watched, or knows of twilight, they will become f-cked, or obsessive of eiter taylor launter or edward cullen.
if you like/love taylor (daniel) launter please either kill yourself, or find an actual boyfriend rather than obsessing yourself over this overrated actor who has no life, because he won’t come running to save you like he does with bella swan. so go out there and make yourself known.
also. tdl means “to do list”
not, taylor daniel launter.
don’t remake acronyms, it just f-cks the world up more.
person 1: omg it’s taylor (daniel) launter
person 2: wtf. no. no. no.
person 1: isn’t taylor launter hot?
person 2: no, he isn’t.
person 1: wtf, he’s the hottest thing aliveee more hotter than edward cullen!!
person 2: no me.
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