Taylor Hicks
a talentless, gray haired man who won america’s votes by dancing around the stage like a drunken idiot. the american public didn’t consider that when they hear him sing on the radio, they won’t see the hair or dancing. so, they threw away their votes and he won american idol, stealing the throne that rightfully belonged to katharine mcphee, elliott yamin, paris bennett, or mandisa.
taylor hicks has no talent.
the winner of american idol at 9:59 pm on march 24, 2006.
he had gray hair too.
and the winner of american idol season 5 is
taylor hicks!!!!
one of the few, true soul performers to sing on american idol. known for his flinching, good nature and grey hair, he is arguably the best singer on season 5 of american idol.
wow i saw taylor hicks perform tonight and voted for him over 20 times!
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