Tayra
biggest two faced wh-r- you’ll ever meet.
friend: d-mn bro this girl really screwed me over big time…
me: ya those tayra’s will do that to you, get yourself tested man
a south american tree-dwelling member of the weasel family, related to ferrets, martens, and fishers. like most weasels, they are great fighters, but also easy to tame if raised from infancy.
jaguars can’t climb fast enough, or high enough (smaller branches) to catch a tayra. even the smaller cats aren’t fast enough, but if one were to sneak up on a sleeping tayra in the treetops, it would probably become the tayra’s meal!
f-cks better harder and faster than anyone.
she always goes hard never home.
had the best tayra last night
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