Tazing Emu
to repeatedly electrocute your p-n-s into an erect state. may use a defibrillator, car battery or toaster.
if you are going to use a toaster, you must be submersed in an ice bath and then drop the plugged toaster in. this works by chilling your p-n-s until it is numb and then tazing emu with your toaster. example: i’m going to taz emu.
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