tazoa


abb. n. pl. spermatozoa the mature fertilizing gamete of a male organism, usually consisting of a round or cylindrical nucleated cell, a short neck, and a thin motile tail. apparently these microscopic, haploid gametes taste terrible unless you’re a p-rn starlet looking to make a name for yourself, were molested as a youngster, or are a fat girl or f-ggot (or any combination therein).

purportedly tastes ‘better’ when exchanged between 2(two)or more females in a time-honored tradition known as ‘cement mixing’ or ‘c-m swapping.’
yo, that ‘single mother wh-r-‘ that i met on the internet who showed me her t-ts on cam, came over last night and i gave her a tazoa milkshake. she gargled it, played with it in her mouth and showed me how healthy i was and what a great job i did before swallowing it all down. i haven’t called the sl-t since.

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