Tazwell
a nice person who generally cares about others before themselves. this person is funny, happy, and maybe inappropriate at some times. a tazwell enjoys making new friends and thinks everybody is cool in their own way.
you’re such a tazwell!
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when two females use two double-sided d-ld-‘s to pleasure each other in both holes at the same time. for clarification, the -n-s and the v-g-n-. the act should be vigorous, lube need not apply. i gave her the double double last night and she went wild.
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