tb;do
literally, “too big; didn’t open”
said whenever a noob makes a post with an attached image that is too big to bother downloading to view in full size, specially on an image board like 4chan, instead of resizing it to a more practical size.
usually implies that the person using it tried to open the image in full size but immediatly stopped the download after a couple of seconds of said image slowly appearing 90′ style because it wasn’t worth the wait (judgement made on the thumbnail) or as a protest against such an unrespectful behaviour.
when informed of his mistake, the noob will usually comment in a derogative tone on the internet connection of the protesters.
original poster: “hi guys what do you think of my new sweater? (2.25 mb, 3264×2448)”
user 1: “tb;do”
user 2: “learn2resize”
original poster: “remember how it’s 2010 and it’s not my fault if you still use a 56kb modem”.
user 1: “remember how i’m not wasting my pricey mobile internet traffic because you can’t bother to use a stupid image editing software.”
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