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  a reply you would get if you asked someone what the time was. bob: excuse me ma’am, what is the time? louise: time to get a watch! lol bob: hahaha. but seriously, what’s the time? louise: time to get a watch! lol bob: would it really hurt if you bothered to tell me? louise: would […]

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  sometimes a typo for t-tle, most commonly used as a request for favors from administrators of chat forums. “admins, can i have some tiote plz, kk thx!”

• Tip Splitter

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