tchernundrelum | pr*nounced “chər-nun-drel-uhm” (n.):
a tchernundrelum is when google doesn’t even know what you’re talking about, and you get “your search did not match any doc*ments”. however, tchernundrelums shouldn’t be tchernundrelums for long. they have a home, called urban dictionary. and no worries, you’re not stupid, if you find that your searches are consistently tchernundrelums. the world obviously just wasn’t ready for you. you’re a forward thinker– ahead of google’s time. you’re basically a dictionary.
i googled “flaskeegy” and google gave me an error message. google had no clue what i was talking about, zero info or pictures, and said my word didn’t match any doc*ments. “flaskeegy” is a tchernundrelum.
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laughed out loud, in real life. for when you actually, legitimately, do laugh out loud after reading something. not the pity ‘lol’ you throw down just to be polite or because you don’t know what the f*ck else to say. when i was reading your texts on the bus, i lol’d irl and everyone stared […]