t’commandments


i. if the word ‘tea’ or the letter ‘t’ is spoken the speaker must brew a single cup for each wishingle recipient.

ii. the speaker must be wholly in the front room or kitchen of the property.

iii. once a tea making quest has begun, the next quest cannot be undertaken until the first round of tea has been delivered.

iv. only humans present in the room can request a cup once the offence has been committed.

v. gaps in the rules are resolved in a manner which produces the most tea.
t’commandments violations;

aidan ‘where have you been today craig?’
craig ‘o.t.c’
aidan ‘go on then’

holt ‘whats the ideal gas equation?’
flint ‘pv=nrt’
holt ‘yes please’

craig ‘im so battered cod i could kill for a cup of tea, oh sh-t…’
uncaring housemates ‘eye, i fancy one at that’

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