too drunk to handle
omg she’s tdth
- wall twerking
when you’re up on the wall shaking yo booty like miley “let’s go wall twerking like miley”
- wank f*ckup
when you’re watching p*rn, however pre orgasim, your hand either changes or loses grip or the video changes to a sh*t part. after *rg*s*m you regret that you did so as you feel you have wasted an opportunity. i hate it when you w*nk f*ckup, it’s so annoying!
- war pocket
an extremely large human mouth with breath that smells like explosives, teeth so jagged a hummer couldn’t make it thru, and enough metal to build a re-enforced grenade launcher. her war pocket made my manhood go from top of the line tube steak to shredded beef.
when a native american and a israeli jew procreate, the fetus would be considered a wha-jű she is carrying a baby wha-jű in her belly.