Tea Alzheimers
a condition where the affected person finds themselves constantly forgetting about their tea. this can refer to
1. forgetting boiling water in kettle
2. forgetting steeping tea water
3. forgetting mug of tea until it is cold
i hate having tea alzheimers, whenever i make a cuppa, i forget it until it’s ice cold!
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