Tea Dance Republican


a h-m-s-xual who not only supports the american republican party (i.e. a log cabin republican, c.f.) but the radical tea party extremists, their candidates and policies, therein. portmanteau of tea partier and tea dance, a mainly east coast phenomenon of gay nightclub dances held in the late afternoon, at teatime.
aric: i fully support what the governor has done to public employee unions. oh, and this is my, ahem, room-mate, jared. we came to the costume party as yuppies… easiest ’80s costumes ever.

john: ah, a “tea dance republican”. i should have realized when you were trolling for sympathy about your job firing people by the scores for your corporate masters. (eye roll, and walks away to talk to someone with more brains.)

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