Tea Kettle
when a headset on xbox live makes a high pitched sound and the user who is causing the noise can’t hear it.
tea kettle! if you can’t hear it, it’s you.
when a male places his scr-t-m and/or t-st-cl-s on a partner’s nostrils, and the partner proceeds to blow air through said nostrils like the top coming off a tea kettle. (a high pitched screech from either person is optional)
yo, that sl-t denise gave me the steamiest tea kettle last night.
the act of covering the tip of your d-ck with your thumb to hold back a load of c-m. then releasing your thumb and spraying the face of your partner.
i hope she has tissues, cuz i’m gonna teakettle that b-tch.
noun; a women, generally small in stature, who is so attractive, she is “hotter than a tea kettle.”
can also be shortened to “kettle”, or if she is being refered to as part of a group and/or race, she can be called “teakellian.”
i met a bunch of tea kettles at the club last night.
one of her friends was beat, but the other was a little kettle.
this girl’s -ss was speaking teakellian to me last night.
where you place your b-lls in someone’s mouth and then urinate into their eyes.
the other day, my roommate slept for 16 hours so i tea kettled his -ss.
a lawyer that sings p-rnographic love songs in a falsetto voice.
stop being a teakettle! i hate hearing songs about b-m b-ms and beavers!
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