Tea Lady


a dated term refering to one’s female spouse or sometimes one’s mother. depending on usage can be an insult or a term of endearment
hey guys, i want to go to the strip club with you guys and all, but my tea lady says she is going to change the locks on the house if i go out tonight.

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